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[October 22nd, 2007] |
Your friends are disgusting.
So here is what happened..
B's friend, who we will refer to as J, came over with another girl.
J goes upstairs to pee or something and comes back down.
"Okay so do you guys want to see my ass?"
......
So she turns around and pulls up her skirt to reveal an ENORMOUS pus-spewing welt on her left ass cheek.
All of us at once, "Oh MY GOD!"
She says..
"Yeah, I got a mole removed and I think the stitches broke and it got infected. The ones on my back are doing okay though."
EW.
But wait! There's more!
Us, "So what can you do about it?"
Her, "I don't know. I have to wear tampons now too! I mean, I like to wear a pad when I sleep to like, let my vagina breathe HAHAHA, but I think it would be too unsanitary."
Is this really the kind of shit girls talk about?!
What. the. fuck.
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[August 21st, 2007] |
A girl can dream.
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[July 27th, 2007] |
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duhstey: i hope my roomate thinks im such a freak
duhstey: cause im hanging shit i actually want to see on my side
synscintima: omg me too. i mean my roomate and me. but yeah, definitely. what are you hanging up?
duhstey: the picture of robert e lee
duhstey: god i hope hes black
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[EDIT]
So I pick up my cell this afternoon.
Hello?
...My roomate is a negro.
OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
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[July 25th, 2007] |
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I feel like all my friends here are withdrawing from me.
It's hard when we're all busy with work and school during the week, but it seems like they all somehow find a way to hang out anyways
and I'm always missing out.
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on another note,
I love Overstock.com.
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| TO HOGWARTS! |
[July 19th, 2007] |
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So I'm online looking at TGGB and Becca peeks over my shoulder takes a quick glimpse of the screen and says
"So you're going to see that?"
and I go
"See what?"
and she says
"Harry Potter. The Harry Potter movie?"
and then I realize...
SHE WAS LOOKING AT PAUL'S FACE IN THE LAYOUT AND THOUGHT HE WAS HARRY POTTER BAAJHGAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJHGDSAJHGALJHDG;LKA
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| I gave in.. |
[July 10th, 2007] |
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I'd like for you to meet my new baby:
Mimi Trixie Jr. O'Dell Mage the Chinchilla!
..or Mimi for short.
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[May 31st, 2007] |
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WATCHU KNOW ABOUT ME |
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courtney lolz: i hope you somehow end up passed out buck-naked on the middle of the DHS football field for the class of 07 graduation tomorrow
BobertBrockett: GOD THAT WOULD BE AMAZING
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| Well Come Two Teh Innerbutts |
[May 21st, 2007] |
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Antarctica (Absence) |
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I wish I had a webcam, so we could start Nocturne TV. Non-stop Shin Chan and other dumb crap from Japan, interspersed with the kind of movies they show on IFC.
Or money and little paper hats, so we could start the 9-5 Waffle House.
And by 9-5 I mean the real 9-5: 9PM-5AM.
You want breakfast at 9 in the morning? FFFUCK YOU.
Or maybe even radio..Something.
I actually went to bed last night, but it's not like that's normal. Most of the time I just do nothing. But I think I have a Plan B. From now on, when I am awake late at night I'm going to work on making a really shitty zine about being awake late at night to laugh at later that will bore other people who can't sleep to sleep.
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[May 21st, 2007] |
well, this sucks. its 2:05am and i have nothing to do.
i got perma-banned from every board on 4chan for "no reason available"
so ive got nothing to do.
im watching tv again and, it disappoints. big time.
im watching some shit about the sex lives of celebrities.
i might actually go to bed relatively early tonight......
naah.
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[May 20th, 2007] |
kelly clarkson got fat.
so anyways, i feel like everythings going in the shitter... its not depression, im actually looking forward to seemingly nothing.
i just feel like everything around me is crumbling to pieces. im doing fine, but i just have this general sense of anxiety about everything and everyone, all over nothing.
i was hanging out with erin and russell a couple days ago and it was strange. i felt like i hardly knew them. the way they were speaking, the things they were doing, everything about them just seemed foreign. i couldnt relate and i felt sort of awkward.
not that ive ever been able to relate to anyone, but still...
im probably just thinking too much like i usually do.
on another note, im so sick of tv. its 3:10am and im not doing anything but watching tv. im watching vh1 and all thats on are bad music videos and even worse commercials.
lisa "lefteye" lopes was not a hero.
suvs are just manly station wagons.
nobody calls pictures "pics".
i think that i should make my own station. it would play nothing but the best shows at night (robot chicken, south park, etc.) and the worst shit ever during the day (anything with fat people and bill cosby, especially house of cosbys. anyone ever see all 4 episodes of that? cuz i sure as hell did.)
this is the strangest music video right now. i think its maroon 5 or some ass like that. its just some guy with weird eyebrows walking through an airplane, making suggestive faces directly into the camera.
this does not make me happy.
why doesnt penisplusvagina get music videos? i would want to see that.
now the guy with the eyebrows is at security in an airport being felt up by female flight attendants.
...what?
god i hate myself.
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[May 19th, 2007] |
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Death Cab (Expo '86) |
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Because you withold affection everyone works harder to try to win it from you
Because you withold affection everyone works harder to try to win it from you
Because you withold affection everyone works harder to try to win it from you
Because you withold affection everyone works harder to try to win it from you
Because you withold affection everyone works harder to try to win it from you
Discuss.
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In other news: I'm losing my mind completely. Something about being awake when no one else is gets very lonely. Fuck this stupid town. The only person I like here can't give me either of the things I want.
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| no no no no no no no no no no no no no.. |
[May 18th, 2007] |
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Last night I fucked up big time.
Yes, I drunkenly kissed Nuri one night back in March.
No, I didn't tell anyone about it because I was so ashamed and disgusted with myself.
If anyone had asked I would have denied it to the fullest.
So when Mika asked me the first time I said no.
Tonight he asked me again.
It took a while, but I finally fessed up.
It's not like I was only keeping it from him.
I didn't want ANYONE to know.
Now he's mad.
Really mad.
Like to the point where "he doesn't know if he's going to talk to me tomorrow" mad.
He doesn't trust me.
I hate myself.
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| Party Hard! |
[May 2nd, 2007] |
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ANDREW WK |
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I met Andrew WK, MOTHER FUCKER!
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| !!!!!!!HAPPY EASTER!!!!! |
[April 24th, 2007] |
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Like five weeks late. What an utterly retarded animal. I just figured Clicky's shnozz needed some competition.
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[April 22nd, 2007] |
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